Extremely wrong answers to obvious questions....GAME!

[BookstoreEscapee]

The only thing on my body that isn't filled with pain is my heart at the moment.

Would Would Will Rogers Do?

Open an institute...

Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?

[CaroPhoenix]

Open an institute...

Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?

Nope. I have one cat on the sofa, another cat on the table near my computer staring at me and I have a huge lump ... er ... Mr. Rum is sitting on the sofa.

Is your refrigerator running?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Nope. I have one cat on the sofa, another cat on the table near my computer staring at me and I have a huge lump ... er ... Mr. Rum is sitting on the sofa.

Is your refrigerator running?

Nope. He's standing still at the moment.

Why are my hands chilly?

[CaroPhoenix]

Nope. He's standing still at the moment.

Why are my hands chilly?

Because the melons were cold!

What do I want to drink?

[hinakiba777]

Anything that isn't Rum. We know how much you hate it.


Why is HE so pretty?!

[Jack T. Chance]

Anything that isn't Rum. We know how much you hate it.


Why is HE so pretty?!

Because he's really a SHE!

Why is the D.C. area so full of suck lately?

[XCashier]

Well, it IS the political center of the US.

What did you expect?

[crazylegs]

Well, it IS the political center of the US.

What did you expect?

Puppies and Sunshine and Butterflies.

Is it worth going to work today for a mere 5 hours?

[CaroPhoenix]

Puppies and Sunshine and Butterflies.

Is it worth going to work today for a mere 5 hours?

Simple Simon went to the fair.

Can I taste your wares?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Uh...no. My wares aren't for sale.

What should I ask now that I ran out of song lines?

[Lace Neil Singer]

Your mum.

If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?

[CaroPhoenix]

Your mum.

If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?

Nope, it'd be a yo momma joke.

Have there ever been a yo daddy joke?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Nope, it'd be a yo momma joke.

Have there ever been a yo daddy joke?

Yo daddy like a Mounds bar...he got no nuts.


You got a problem with that?

[CaroPhoenix]

Yo daddy like a Mounds bar...he got no nuts.


You got a problem with that?

Nope, but I got a Klondike bar out of it.

Why do I want to go to Rehab?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Too much rum?

Why does my computer do that?