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Quoth crazylegs View Post- Sleep in.
- Arrive at church
quite tardyfashionably late. - Put on your headphones and listen to *favorite sporting event* on your Walkman instead of listening to the Pastor's sermon!
Hey, it worked for Homer Simpson, didn't it?
"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
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Only if God's too busy staring at his refelction in the mirror.Quoth Jack T. Chance View Post- Sleep in.
- Arrive at church
quite tardyfashionably late. - Put on your headphones and listen to *favorite sporting event* on your Walkman instead of listening to the Pastor's sermon!
Hey, it worked for Homer Simpson, didn't it?
What do I like?Comment
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Peanut butter and squid sandwiches.
What don't I like?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Peanut butter and squid sandwiches, three weeks later.
Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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Hey, I already asked that question!!!
What was the answer?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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42 is always The Answer.
Have you ever experienced deja vu?I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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Quoth idrinkarum View Post42 is always The Answer.
When is the cave company coming?
They already have . . . you were asleep so you missed them.
Who's the moron who gave me that flu bug yesterday that sent me home from work?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.Comment
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Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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Enough to cover the entire United States 110 times over.Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
Must we recapture the egg?Comment
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Yes, but it's a camo egg..good luck with that.
How is it March already?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Well, see there are these things called Months. And months have these things called days. And the month before only had 28 days and the 28 days are up so now it's March.Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
What about the aquarium?Comment
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I prefer museums.
Who wants some pizza?"Oh, by the way..." All of my HATE
Ou kata nomon = Not according to the accepted normComment
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