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It puts up less of a fight.
OMG WHERE DID ALL MY HAIR GO??????!!!!!!
OMG WHERE DID ALL MY HAIR GO??????!!!!!!
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I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
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Have you checked your ears?
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?"Oh, by the way..." All of my HATE
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Evil Queen, probably. She always has cookies. Quite suspicious, if you ask me.
Will there be milk left at the grocery store or will all the snow-phobes have cleaned them out?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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What makes you thing there would still be shelves left?
Does my answer count as a question?"Oh, by the way..." All of my HATE
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Only if mine does?
Why do they call it "plastic surgery" if people aren't made of plastic?"I am quite confident that I do exist."
"Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The DoctorComment
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In the future they will be. The surgeons are just ahead of their time.
What should I have for dessert?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Snow cream, of course.
Speaking of snow, what's the holdup?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Not enough people put out the requisite 7 ice cubes on a highly decorated Peanuts™ dessert plate on their front porch for the Snow Queen.Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View PostSnow cream, of course.
Speaking of snow, what's the holdup?
Why does canned frosting taste better while playing Scrabble but not at other times?Comment
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The combination of sugar and wood playing cubes is just too appealing . . .Quoth idrinkarum View Post
Who sunk my Battleship?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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I did because I'm a pacifist...
What's the secret to making a perfect hard-boiled egg that doesn't stick to the shell?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Boiling non-stick eggs, of course.Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
Was the debate over which came first between the chicken and the egg ever resolved?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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Hungry and fed up with the whole thing, the chicken used the egg in an omelette. So there's your answer.
Why are my muses not helping?"I am quite confident that I do exist."
"Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The DoctorComment
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It's Sunday...their day off.
Which star played in the orchestra at the Oscars?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Twinkle Twinkle Little
In which reality are customers always pleasent?"Oh, by the way..." All of my HATE
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The Second City Star Inter Thermatic Dynamo Reality.Quoth Trayol View Post
How is a camel sort of like a moose?Comment
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