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  • From what I've been told Pickles taste salty

    What is love?
    Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

    Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
    Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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    • Baby don't hurt me.

      How you doin'?
      I don't go in for ancient wisdom
      I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
      It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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      • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
        Baby don't hurt me.

        How you doin'?
        I'm not. Got no one to do.

        Who wants to go with me Friday to watch the Watchmen?
        "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
        --StanFlouride

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        • Sadly I'll be be watching watches watch the Watchmen.


          WHY IS THERE A SPORK THERE>!
          Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

          Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
          Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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          • there is no spork when you bending the spork it is really you that is bending

            blue pill or red pil
            I am not really important enough to have a funny quote yet.

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            • Quoth hinakiba777 View Post
              Sadly I'll be be watching watches watch the Watchmen.


              WHY IS THERE A SPORK THERE>!
              SPOOOOOOOOOOOON!

              Why am I here?

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              • Quoth idrinkarum View Post
                SPOOOOOOOOOOOON!

                Why am I here?
                Because you got lost, and the male driver wouldn't ask for directions.

                Will it rain again today here?
                A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                • Quoth crazylegs View Post
                  Because you got lost, and the male driver wouldn't ask for directions.

                  Will it rain again today here?
                  Ony if you insist on it.

                  What should I buy on DVD?

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                  • Quoth idrinkarum View Post
                    What should I buy on DVD?
                    Why, Green Lantern: First Flight, naturally!

                    But you'll have a bit of a wait... it doesn't come out until July 28th!

                    Why can't it come out NOW?!?
                    "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
                    --StanFlouride

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                    • Because that would make you happy and we couldn't have that ...

                      ... now can we?

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                      • Quoth idrinkarum View Post
                        Because that would make you happy and we couldn't have that ...

                        ... now can we?
                        Oh do let's!

                        How many jelly beans in a box?
                        A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                        • Quoth crazylegs View Post
                          Oh do let's!

                          How many jelly beans in a box?
                          Let's have a look... Given the size of the box, relative density of jelly beans, pi times e to the sigma squared... carry the one, divide by four....

                          None, I've just eaten them.

                          How do you like your eggs in the morning?
                          "I'll probably come round and steal the food out of your fridge later too, then run a key down the side of your car as I walk away from your house, which I've idly set ablaze" - Mil Millington

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                          • Quoth MannersMakethMan View Post
                            Let's have a look... Given the size of the box, relative density of jelly beans, pi times e to the sigma squared... carry the one, divide by four....

                            None, I've just eaten them.

                            How do you like your eggs in the morning?
                            Bent over the kitchen counter.

                            Why are cadbury mini eggs soo damn good?

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                            • Quoth Amina516 View Post
                              Bent over the kitchen counter.

                              Why are cadbury mini eggs soo damn good?
                              It's the secret ingredient...

                              COCAINE!

                              Why didn't you bring enough to share the Cadbury Mini Eggs, eh?
                              "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
                              --StanFlouride

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                              • Because you didn't bring enough Cocaine for the Cream Eggs!

                                Have you seen Peter Cottontail?
                                Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

                                Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
                                Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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