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No, not at all.. 
It followed me home...Can I keep it?
It followed me home...Can I keep it?
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I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
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*checks the name tag* Hmmm... Rapscalion. I don't know he looks a little scruffy. Well as long as you promise to feed it, and make sure its not any of those squeaky vegan things, remember they gave your last pet gas....
Who watches the Watchmen?Comment
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Binocular Birds.
Who will watch the rum?Comment
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No one, the rum is always gone....
What I want to know is why?Comment
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Because.
Will it rain tomorrow?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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No, it will be 4 to 8 inches of snow instead.
Are we gonna have a TV party tonight? Alright?Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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If by TV you mean nude, by party you mean orgy and by alright you mean with animals involved then yes... otherwise.... we're sorry to have gotten your hopes up.
Should we give you a consolation prize?Comment
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Sure we can . . . I've got a crying towel with Irv's name on it.Quoth Chanlin View Post
Where else in the world can you have snow and 75 degree weather in the same week?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
New Jersey...
OK, well, maybe not 75...but it was 70.8 according to my dad's digital thermometer. They little guy on the screen was wearing a t-shirt (last weekend he was wearing a hat and scarf
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Will anyone spoil the surprise?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Surprise? There's a surprise around here and I can't find it!
Why am I always the last one to know anything?Comment
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Well, at least you know eventually...you could be the person we don't tell anything to, ever.Quoth idrinkarum View Post
When will my reflection show who I am inside?I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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After you've been vivisected of course...
Where do fish go when they die?Comment
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Across the pondQuoth Chanlin View PostAfter you've been vivisected of course...
Where do fish go when they die?
Where do doctors go when they get sick?"I'll probably come round and steal the food out of your fridge later too, then run a key down the side of your car as I walk away from your house, which I've idly set ablaze" - Mil MillingtonComment
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I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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Keanu Reeves.
Kelp?Comment
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