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Yes, but I got it half off.
What should I do on my birthday?
What should I do on my birthday?
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In a pig's ear.
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.Comment
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You're right- they make jelly beans.Quoth Lace Neil Singer View Post
If I go crazy now, will you still call me Superman?I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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Crazy Cat, Crazy!
Why am I sick of tv?Comment
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Because the world is telling you to get Netflix.
What form of nothingness should I do tomorrow?"Oh, by the way..." All of my HATE
Ou kata nomon = Not according to the accepted normComment
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You should come to my work and replace the guy that just quit...Quoth Trayol View Post
When will the shit stop hitting the fan?I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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When the fan stops getting the baseballs that decide the World Series in Baseball.
Why am I hungry?Comment
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BecauseQuoth idrinkarum View Postmanwoman can not live on rum alone!
Why am I awake? It's much too early to be awake!
"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
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The sun thinks you're its private alarm clock.
Why am I not napping yet?Comment
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I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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Take this job and shove it!
Who's that sneaking up behind me?Comment
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Me!
Dear Prudence, won't you come out to play?I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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A page we can all agree with!Comment
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Nah, I like watching them instead.
Are we stuck?Comment
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Vell, Bob's just zis guy, you know?Quoth DesignFox View Post
Why me, Gord? Why me?
EDIT: Got interrupted while typing, interrupted by stupid people doing stupid crap. Thus, I got gazumped, and I don't care!
"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlourideComment
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Why not you? It can't be me.
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