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Let me machine gun the ways.
Who put the bop in bop wop a loo bop?
Who put the bop in bop wop a loo bop?
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"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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Yo' mama. In cahoots with the Sasquatch.Quoth Jester View Post
Why do I have a stuffed ferret on my desk?"Eventually, everything that you have said becomes everything you will ever say." Eireann
My pony dolls: http://equestriarags.tumblr.comComment
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It is the will of the Giant Purple Yak.
Where do flies go in winter?Comment
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Into the icebox to await spring.
Curious buddies what you gonna do?Comment
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LOG!!! Its big, its heavy, its wood.
why did I eat tacos for dinner?Comment
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It's better than bad, it's good!
What is the sound of one hand clapping?Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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The Schwartz.
Why am I smiling?1129. I will refrain from casting Dimension Jump and Magnificent Mansion on every police box we pass.
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http://orchidcolors.livejournal.com (A blog about everything and nothing)Comment
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Why am I smiling?
Because the tattoo tickles.
Where the hell did my Dr. Pepper go?Comment
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I TOLD YA DAMN TEN TEEN TIMES DON'T BE LATE YA CRAP CRAPASS BASTARD! BLEGH! BLARGH!
Did you just put your balls in my sandwich?"We were put on this Earth to fart around, and don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise." -Kurt VonnegutComment
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No, I put the bells on the Santa. Turn up those damn batteries.Quoth Gawdzillers View Post
What's so wrong about peace, love and understanding?
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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Nothing. It makes people consider standing still and talking things out. They make WONDERFUL targets that way!!Quoth Jester View Post
What would the mutant offspring of Ozzy Ozzbourne, Yanni, John Tesch and Gene Simmons look like?Comment
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"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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On my knees!
Does the Pope poop?Comment
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Does the pope poop one would say..Quoth edible_hat View Post
Does he does he.. in a pond?
Does he does he .. with a frond?
Does he does he.. with a switch?
Does he does he.. THAT SONOFA..
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We now return you to 23 hours of non-stop Toad the wet sprocket and their opening band.. which is?? no don't tell me (tell me! for the lova gawd tell meeeeeeee!)Comment
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Pornland.
Who put the overalls in Mrs Murphy's chowder?Comment
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