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  • Quoth idrinkarum View Post
    Why not you? It can't be me.

    Will I make it to the wedding?
    Yes, but you'll be fashionably late.

    When are all my troubles gonna end?
    I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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    • Quoth DesignFox View Post
      Yes, but you'll be fashionably late.

      When are all my troubles gonna end?
      When all the troubles go to jail for being themselves

      Why is Friday freaky?
      Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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      • Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
        When all the troubles go to jail for being themselves

        Why is Friday freaky?
        Because that's when I let my Freak Flag fly!

        Also, it's Friday the 13th... for the second month in a row!

        Why does Ad-Aware hate my laptop tonight?
        "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
        --StanFlouride

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        • Quoth Jack T. Chance View Post
          Because that's when I let my Freak Flag fly!

          Also, it's Friday the 13th... for the second month in a row!

          Why does Ad-Aware hate my laptop tonight?
          Well, everything else is going to hell in a hand basket.

          Why can't I just ride horses and tell the real world to go suck an egg?
          I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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          • Quoth DesignFox View Post
            Well, everything else is going to hell in a hand basket.

            Why can't I just ride horses and tell the real world to go suck an egg?
            'Cause horses are expensive!

            Why can't I just go to a bar, pick-up a woman, and GET SOME?!?
            "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
            --StanFlouride

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            • Quoth Jack T. Chance View Post
              'Cause horses are expensive!

              Why can't I just go to a bar, pick-up a woman, and GET SOME?!?
              The women aren't that much of a challenge.

              Speaking of Ad-Aware not getting along with computers, why won't it get along with SpyBot?
              Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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              • Because Microsoft said so. All hail the mighty Gates.

                Are Jobs and Wozniak more trustworthy?
                "Oh, by the way..." All of my HATE

                Ou kata nomon = Not according to the accepted norm

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                • Nope, only the Big Bad Wolf is.

                  What happened to Little Bad Wolf?

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                  • Quoth idrinkarum View Post
                    Nope, only the Big Bad Wolf is.

                    What happened to Little Bad Wolf?
                    The three Big Pigs ate him.

                    If I'm alive and well, will you be there holding my hand?
                    I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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                    • COOTIES!!!!

                      How can we haul away Joe?

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                      • Quoth idrinkarum View Post
                        COOTIES!!!!

                        How can we haul away Joe?
                        With a forklift!

                        WHY are we hauling away Joe?
                        "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
                        --StanFlouride

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                        • If we don't, there will be a lawsuit!

                          How should we go about getting a law suit?

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                          • I'm sure you can find a nice on at the Big & Tall store.

                            Whatever happened to Fay Wray?
                            I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
                            My LiveJournal
                            A page we can all agree with!

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                            • She was with the radio star and the video.

                              How much rum would a Rummy rum if a Rummy could rum rum?

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                              • Rum.

                                What do you call a dog without legs?
                                Long days, short nights, a bottle of NOS makes it all right.

                                Canadians Unite !

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