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  • #1816
    Quoth Wingates_Hellsing View Post
    What is the circumference of a moose?
    1/2 the distance from his antlers to his ass x Pi

    Quoth XCashier View Post
    You don't mind your milk chunky, do you?
    It goes great with chunky peanut butter.

    Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

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    • #1817
      I think so, but burlap chafes me so...

      What would you do for a klondike bar?
      I don't go in for ancient wisdom
      I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
      It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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      • #1818
        Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
        I think so, but burlap chafes me so...

        What would you do for a klondike bar?
        Kill 37 furry woodland creatures with a small pink object.

        What are brains for?
        I like things that go *bang!*

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        • #1819
          Quoth Wingates_Hellsing View Post
          Kill 37 furry woodland creatures with a small pink object.

          What are brains for?
          For eating... If you're a zombie!

          Why does the world hate me so?
          "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
          --StanFlouride

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          • #1820
            Because you touch yourself at night.

            Who framed Roger Rabbit?
            Long days, short nights, a bottle of NOS makes it all right.

            Canadians Unite !

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            • #1821
              Cuz you walk all over it.

              What have you done for me lately?
              I don't go in for ancient wisdom
              I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
              It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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              • #1822
                Hi! This is Blue Frogs Anonymous! Please hold.

                How do you kill a migraine?
                1129. I will refrain from casting Dimension Jump and Magnificent Mansion on every police box we pass.
                -----
                http://orchidcolors.livejournal.com (A blog about everything and nothing)

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                • #1823
                  With a large mace to the head.

                  Do you like being small?

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                  • #1824
                    TINFOIL!


                    Why am I ill?!
                    Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

                    Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
                    Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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                    • #1825
                      Because the Vitamin C in the OJ had gone bad and was in jail awaiting its bail.

                      Why should we start to work together?

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                      • #1826
                        Because the body count would go up.

                        What would Zelda do?
                        I like things that go *bang!*

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                        • #1827
                          Cuz if we don't start, we'll never finish.

                          What were we working on, anyway?
                          I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                          I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                          It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                          • #1828
                            Quoth Wingates_Hellsing View Post
                            What would Zelda do?
                            Kick Gannon in the balls and run like hell.

                            Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post

                            What were we working on, anyway?
                            A new bookshelf. I've got too many books and not enough space.

                            What is the most powerful force on earth?
                            I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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                            • #1829
                              A woman scorned.

                              Now, why'd you do that?
                              I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
                              My LiveJournal
                              A page we can all agree with!

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                              • #1830
                                Quoth XCashier View Post
                                Now, why'd you do that?
                                I swear officer, all I saw was a group of people running at me with a flaming cake... I thought I was under attack, and acted accordingly...

                                What are the ingredients of orange juice?
                                I like things that go *bang!*

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