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  • Quoth Wingates_Hellsing View Post
    32nd of October 2010

    What pie is there at the end of the world?
    gooseberry pie!

    Why is my team sucking tonight?
    I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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    • The other team is 'teh HAXXORZ'... they should be banned...

      Purple, or death?
      I like things that go *bang!*

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      • Quoth Wingates_Hellsing View Post
        The other team is 'teh HAXXORZ'... they should be banned...

        Purple, or death?
        Cake!

        Will I get lucky and have a better day tomorrow?
        I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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        • That depends, did you buy any lotto tickets? are you armed?

          If I had a 747, could I land it on a runway made of cake mix?
          I like things that go *bang!*

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          • Only if you mix it in the Hudson River.

            What am I supposed to do with all this stuff?
            I don't go in for ancient wisdom
            I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
            It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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            • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
              Only if you mix it in the Hudson River.

              What am I supposed to do with all this stuff?
              Sell it on !

              So, let me ask ya this: who's a guy have to kill to get a girlfriend around here?
              "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
              --StanFlouride

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              • War!

                Why am I up at 3:30 AM?

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                • Quoth idrinkarum View Post
                  War!

                  Why am I up at 3:30 AM?
                  The sandman musta skipped your house. I'll send a letter to PFB and complain for you (and demand you get a gift card for the trauma caused by lost sleep).

                  Why can't I have the day off when it's so lovely outside?
                  I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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                  • Thats when peole go shopping, and the gremlins come out...

                    I haven't gotten a spliner in a while, where are they?
                    I like things that go *bang!*

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                    • He's off mentoring the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

                      Why can't I ever get a break?
                      I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
                      My LiveJournal
                      A page we can all agree with!

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                      • because only kit-kats get them.

                        Are we really having this conversation?

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                        • No, I would have to have been listening.

                          Car, or scar?
                          I like things that go *bang!*

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                          • NO! THE EVIL STUNTMAN WILL GET ME!

                            Is your leg a machine gun?
                            Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

                            Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
                            Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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                            • Quoth hinakiba777 View Post
                              NO! THE EVIL STUNTMAN WILL GET ME!

                              Is your leg a machine gun?
                              Nope. I've got one built into my arm though...

                              Whose ass will I kick next?
                              I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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                              • Peruse the "Sucky Customers" forum, you can have your pick of asses to kick!

                                Will I ever get a life?
                                I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
                                My LiveJournal
                                A page we can all agree with!

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