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**Wingates_Hellsing** · 03-23-2009, 05:30 AM

Their nonexistance in the world today

Money, Knowledge, or power?

**Jack T. Chance** · 03-23-2009, 05:57 AM

Quoth Wingates_Hellsing View Post

Their nonexistance in the world today

Money, Knowledge, or power?

D. All of the above!

Sex, Drugs, or Rock & Roll?

**CaroPhoenix** · 03-23-2009, 11:35 AM

Old Maid, drug-free, I'm deaf.

Would you like a menu?

**crazylegs** · 03-23-2009, 01:35 PM

Quoth idrinkarum View Post

Would you like a menu?

I'll have whatever you're having.

How many peas in a pod?

**CaroPhoenix** · 03-23-2009, 03:01 PM

Zip. Zero. Nada.

Do you have a little more for a friend?

**BookstoreEscapee** · 03-23-2009, 11:40 PM

Yeah, but unfortunately I have no friends.

Did I do that?

**CaroPhoenix** · 03-23-2009, 11:43 PM

Nope it was the thousand monkeys and their typewriters.

Why am I carrying this badge?

**DesignFox** · 03-24-2009, 12:49 AM

Quoth idrinkarum View Post

Nope it was the thousand monkeys and their typewriters.

Why am I carrying this badge?

Because it's required for stupidity season.

If I duck, will some of the shit flying around start to miss hitting me?

**CaroPhoenix** · 03-24-2009, 12:59 AM

Maybe, but you're going to need a really biiiiiig umbrella.

Who is the girl Chuck loves?

**BookstoreEscapee** · 03-24-2009, 02:17 AM

The Little Red-Headed Girl, duh!

Who framed Roger Rabbit?

**XCashier** · 03-24-2009, 03:14 AM

Robert Zemeckis.

Why am I writing this and why are you reading it?

**CaroPhoenix** · 03-24-2009, 12:43 PM

Because we both have nothing to do until the invasion gets here.

Let them eat .... watermelons?

**Lace Neil Singer** · 03-24-2009, 01:25 PM

Stop molesting that lady's melon! XD

If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?

**CaroPhoenix** · 03-24-2009, 07:45 PM

The Betterest Business Drawers.

Why won't my headache go away?

**DesignFox** · 03-24-2009, 10:45 PM

Quoth idrinkarum View Post

The Betterest Business Drawers.

Why won't my headache go away?

Because your other voices aren't finished with their party, yet.

Why can't there be a happy medium?

Extremely wrong answers to obvious questions....GAME!