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The chicken dropped it when he was crossing the road earlier today.
Will you respect me in the morning?
Will you respect me in the morning?
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Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Just barely, and only if you give me the secret of life.
Where are all the babies?Comment
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We men cannot confirm that those babies do now, or have ever existed. Child support is for suckers and babbie daddies (same thing).
Who let the dogs out?I like things that go *bang!*Comment
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I did, I need them to get my cat...
How do I ever, ever survive?Comment
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The grim reaper hasn't called you, yet.Quoth RedHeadPhoneGirl View Post
What is the ending to the neverending story?I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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The ending to the "Song that never ends".
Do you trust me?Comment
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Don't know; let's see how far I can throw you...
Where, oh where has my little dog gone?I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
My LiveJournal
A page we can all agree with!Comment
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To the cave party in the mermaid's garden.
Where is my Sherman the Wherman?Comment
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Locked in epic armored battle with German tanks, it's hard to pilot a Sherman when you're a Wherman.
Do you use your powers for evil, or awesome?I like things that go *bang!*Comment
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Ineptitude actually.
Who will kiss little bear?Comment
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A suicidal guy who wants to get mauled by Mama Bear.
Should I stay or should I go?Comment
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Meh ... who am I to say what you should do?
How should we stoop Swiper?Comment
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as low as you can go.
What's at the end of the rainbow?I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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A puddle of paint...
Why don't you have a seat over here?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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