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"Frankly Scarlett, I don't give a damn."
Who killed Mr. Boddy?
Who killed Mr. Boddy?
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"Oh, by the way..." All of my HATE
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Mrs. Boddy because he tried to steal her inheritance.
Why is my daughter sitting in a laundry basket?Comment
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What you don't realize is that the laundry basket is actually a time machine.Quoth idrinkarum View Post
What would I do if I had a time machine?I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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Go back in time to prevent the smooching of Sleeping Beauty by her Prince Charming.
Why would that be bad?Comment
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'Cause then the whole castle would stay asleep forever.Quoth idrinkarum View Post
Why are the Devils losing to the Maple Leafs?!
I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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Because the Maple Leafs are playing sticky.
Who is the best man, Charlie Brown?Comment
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You've got it all wrong. We're looking for the maid of honor.Quoth idrinkarum View PostBecause the Maple Leafs are playing sticky.
Who is the best man, Charlie Brown?
Why the long face?I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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Because of the smiles - there's a mile between the S's.
Why do Peeps blow up in the microwave?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Because they are full of hot air.Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
Why is everything so difficult today?I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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The universe is feeling cranky.
Why is chocolate so soothing?I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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A page we can all agree with!Comment
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Because that's the one that was named by Eve.
Who will have the upper hand now?Comment
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The right side (I sleep on my left).
When will Jesus bring the pork chops? (RIP George Carlin)I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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He won't. Pork is treyf. (not kosher - he's a good Jewish boy)
Why am I painting the living room?I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.Comment
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Because it can't paint itself.
Who has a criminal mind?Comment
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Not me.
What are real friends for?I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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