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To pay off the aliens who abducted you.
Why is my husband annoying?
Why is my husband annoying?
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Because he didn't come with an instruction manual or a remote control.Quoth idrinkarum View Post
Do I want something to drink right now or something to eat?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Both.Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View PostBecause he didn't come with an instruction manual or a remote control.
Do I want something to drink right now or something to eat?
Will the suspense kill me?I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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No but it may leave you permanently incapacitated.
How many animals start with the letter U, anyway?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Not nearly enough!
Why do so many animal names end with a "u"?!I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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1, but only when it feels like it.
When will my coffee be done brewing?Comment
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When it's time for Animaniacs (and we're zany to the max...)
Why am I moving so slow this morning?1129. I will refrain from casting Dimension Jump and Magnificent Mansion on every police box we pass.
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You're not moving slow, the world is going really really really fast.
What will Pinky Dinky Do?Comment
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I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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The Penguin never helps.
Are peas in pods really close?Comment
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Yeah, but only because they can't afford a condominium.
Wherefore art thou Romeo?I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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Chasing the skirts of the male understudy of Juliet.
Where will I find true love?Comment
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Look in a bag of Conversation Hearts.
So, you, uh, come here often?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Too much ... I prefer here than being in bed with my husband.
What is the next energy-saving mission?Comment
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Save your energy; just kick back and veg!
Is there a bustle in your hedgerow?I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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