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And I've smelled them too! Phew!
What is happening at 6:30 in the morning?
What is happening at 6:30 in the morning?
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Solar Equinox. Or I was already at work and the Inventory crew was just rolling in the parking lot.Quoth idrinkarum View Post
Either way, you were better off hiding under the covers.
Why can't my yard dry out completely before it starts raining again?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Because the swamp <claps> wants you!
What should I change in to?Comment
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A muffin!
If I have 32 doughnuts, and give 94 to Steve, what's the price of barley in Tijuana?Comment
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5 Below the current 10 merchandise at the Dollar Store.
Is this too much for me?Comment
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Not until the Mathmatical Gods say so . . .Quoth idrinkarum View Post
So what should one do during a solar equinox?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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Lay back, enjoy the sight and have a brewski.
If I slip up, will I be forced to go home?Comment
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Yes yes you will
Can I be not okay for a minute?Comment
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Only for a minute then for the next 59 minutes, you have to be have.
Why am I addicted to coffee?Comment
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Because jonesing went out of style.
Is there a cure to procrastination?"Oh, by the way..." All of my HATE
Ou kata nomon = Not according to the accepted normComment
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Yes, but I'll tell you about it later...
Why do I have to do taxes?Comment
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Taxes or death are the only choices.Quoth RedHeadPhoneGirl View Post
What's better? The view from a penthouse, or the view from a basement?Comment
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Penthouse... then you can look down on everyone in the world like they're ants...
Can things possibly get any worse today?Comment
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Yes...today could never end...
How do you say SHUT THE F#@! UP in Russian?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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"Shut the fuck up in Russian!"Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
Who do I have to KILL to get a job at a furniture or mattress store, where said job is stable enough that I'll still HAVE IT 3 or 4 years from now, WITHOUT having to work forSleepy'sSleazy's, the MattressProfessionalsCon Artists?!?
"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
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