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So excited that you'll be getting your hockey club out to punt the golf ball into the big hoop at the end of the sidelines.
What are you talkin' about Willis?
What are you talkin' about Willis?
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I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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I'm not entirely sure, but I think it's the square root of 42 X 666.
Am I a lot evil or a little evil?Comment
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You're a medium evil.
Why did I feel the need to find out the square root of 42 x 666?
(It's 167.248318377196)
I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Because, that's why!Quoth BookstoreEscapee View PostYou're a medium evil.
Why did I feel the need to find out the square root of 42 x 666?
(It's 167.248318377196)
Why does the pollen hate me so? *cough cough, wheeze, cough!*
"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
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They have to hate someone, so they held a lottery and you "won".
How can I save an extra 20%?Comment
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Give them an arm instead of a leg?
How am I going to do my hair today?Comment
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A big fancy updo!!
Where did my kitty go on his adventure outside yesterday? (I sure hope he had fun, cuz he won't be having another chance any time soon!)I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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He visited the 3 little pigs, had porridge with the 3 bears and helped clean the cottage of the 7 dwarfs with Snow White.
Why am I tinking of fairy tales lately?Comment
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Because you're a Cool Mummy!
Are kids nature's way of driving us insane?I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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Nature is kids' way of driving us insane.
Do you want to be a moco jumbie?Comment
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Not if it interferes with being an Internet junkie.
Why don't birds fly at night?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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They don't have any place to put their night lights.
How do I become a junk food junkie?Comment
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Go get lots of twinkies and ice cream and chips, and eat them
Why does Sir want to leave me here alone?Comment
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He doesn't but the forces of nature have decided he's going to be the new North Wind.
Who committed the crime if it wasn't the butler?Comment
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