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It'll happen on the 31st of September.
How now brown cow?
How now brown cow?
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Not right now, I have a udderly terrible stomachache.
How about a Brown Mule?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Nah, I wanted it in mauve.
Am I the princess here?Comment
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Sorry, your princess is in another castle.
Should I shake my booty or my groove thing?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Six of one, half a dozen of the other.
Do I really want Nationwide calling when all my friends/family are in the same state?Comment
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Who is this Nationwide? I thought I was the only one for you!Quoth idrinkarum View Post
What supremely awful joke will I think of next?I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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The one about a cow and a rocket ship and Mars and Venus.
Where is this clue I see?Comment
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It's coming straight toward your head...Quoth idrinkarum View Post
Don't we wish a clue bat really existed?
I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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Wait.... you haven't got yours yet?Quoth DesignFox View PostIt's coming straight toward your head...
Don't we wish a clue bat really existed?
Oh, you didn't know? Well, your ass better CALL SOMEBODY!!!!
The only question is... who?"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
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Dr. Who.
Why is the laundry room in the basement!?Comment
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'cos it would look sill on top of the roof.
what is the corniest station in the nation?Comment
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It's the newly-launched WKRN... "All Korn, all the time!"Quoth idrinkarum View Post
And just where do you think you're going?"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
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To group counseling in about an hour and a half...
Where were my kittens hiding for the past 3 hours?Comment
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In the Matrix.
Why have transporters not been invented?1129. I will refrain from casting Dimension Jump and Magnificent Mansion on every police box we pass.
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http://orchidcolors.livejournal.com (A blog about everything and nothing)Comment
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Because that would mean all the SCs could actually find the door to get out.
Can we do it, please?Comment
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