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Probably. It's called the Cleopatra Syndrome . . . they live in the Land of Denial.
So when's Jason bringing the chainsaw back?
So when's Jason bringing the chainsaw back?
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Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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Invented the light bulb.
Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?Comment
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Because they're too busy wondering if the grass if greener on the other side . . .which it ain't.
Why is money burning a hole in my Visa check card?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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Because money is the easiest thing to burn right now.
Why is my husband still being a pita?Comment
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Because regular old bread is boring.
Why have I had a headache all. weekend. long?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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You've been vicariously experiencing my work week.Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
Who wants to bring me some more Rum?I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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OoO! I'll bring you some more Rum! I have lots and lots of rum!
Who wants to watch a sick child while I go and do errands?Comment
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Ronald McDonald will do it, but keep the nanny cam on!
What kind of "fun" stuff are they going to do in my first day of training?Comment
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The will teach you how to remove your own soul and hide it in the deepest recesses of the coat closet until you need it when you permanently leave that job.
Why is State Farm following me around?Comment
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They wants your eggses, my precioussss!Quoth idrinkarum View Post
Why does MD Unemployment hate me so? What did I ever do to them?
"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlourideComment
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You expected to collect money. silly you.
Why is it that when I get sick I get arthritis like a 90 year old woman?
I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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'Cause it's easier to be old than young sometimes . . .Quoth DesignFox View PostYou expected to collect money. silly you.
Why is it that when I get sick I get arthritis like a 90 year old woman?
Who decided today was going to be Act Like a Dingbat Monday and didn't tell me?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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The same people who decided it would rain all day.
Will I wash away?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Yes, but only if you don't give a live performance to the Chicken of the Sea.
What few simple techniques should I learn?Comment
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