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**BookstoreEscapee** · 05-05-2009, 12:47 AM

The Kama Sutra will teach you all about it.

Who will be next to leave Dancing with the Stars?

**DGoddessChardonnay** · 05-05-2009, 12:57 AM

Either Saturn or Uranus . . .

If Monday is Manic, then what is Tuesday called?

**XCashier** · 05-05-2009, 04:58 AM

Traumatic.

Has anyone ever gotten the hang of Thursdays?

**CaroPhoenix** · 05-05-2009, 11:36 AM

Thursdays are actually inconsequential in the entire scheme of things.

I'm ... sorry?

**Lace Neil Singer** · 05-05-2009, 02:26 PM

Sorry doesn't cut it, young lady. XD

If you soak a raisin in water, does it turn back into a grape?

**CaroPhoenix** · 05-05-2009, 05:37 PM

Nope, it just becomes a very wet raisin.

How can I get through Galloping Gulch?

**Lace Neil Singer** · 05-05-2009, 06:25 PM

By galloping?

If you strangle a Smurf, what colour does it turn?

**dalesys** · 05-05-2009, 07:00 PM

Quoth Lace Neil Singer View Post

By galloping?

If you strangle a Smurf, what colour does it turn?

Smurple.

You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here?

**DesignFox** · 05-05-2009, 09:36 PM

Yea....what ARE you doing here? *suspicious look*

If the above is a question AND answer in one, do I have to ask another one?

**BookstoreEscapee** · 05-05-2009, 10:02 PM

Yes.

What was the question again?

**DesignFox** · 05-05-2009, 10:18 PM

Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post

Yes.

What was the question again?

I asked first.

Who's on first?

**CaroPhoenix** · 05-05-2009, 10:26 PM

The base baller who doth contrive to come to the stadium for the first position. Verily.

Does anyone know what I said in my above answer?

**BookstoreEscapee** · 05-05-2009, 11:03 PM

No.

Does anyone expect the Spanish Inquisition?

**Lace Neil Singer** · 05-05-2009, 11:12 PM

No, he's resting!

When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?

**XCashier** · 05-06-2009, 12:03 AM

They're wearing rubber soles!

Are you going to carp about my crappie fish puns?

Extremely wrong answers to obvious questions....GAME!