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**BookstoreEscapee** · 05-09-2009, 03:33 AM

Because your brain was turned off.

Are eyebrows considered facial hair?

**Lace Neil Singer** · 05-09-2009, 07:20 PM

Depends on whether you have a monobrow or not. O_o

Can crop circles be square?

**BookstoreEscapee** · 05-09-2009, 08:38 PM

No, then they'd be boring.

Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?

**DGoddessChardonnay** · 05-10-2009, 01:26 AM

Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post

No, then they'd be boring.

Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?

Because they come from Vanilla cows and their milk is white.

Will Wil-E-Cyote ever catch that damn Road Runner?

**BookstoreEscapee** · 05-10-2009, 01:46 AM

When Acme makes a better road-runner trap.

Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?

**Lace Neil Singer** · 05-10-2009, 12:00 PM

Depends how many heads there are.

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

**Pure Caitred** · 05-10-2009, 02:23 PM

Because if they were the same shape we'd spend our time using them as lego to create awesome sandwich fortresses

is air transparent?

**BookstoreEscapee** · 05-10-2009, 04:01 PM

It's more of a challenge that way.

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

**CaroPhoenix** · 05-10-2009, 05:05 PM

Because they are all emanating from the source of evil.

What are we going to cook?

**BookstoreEscapee** · 05-10-2009, 05:48 PM

Tossed salad!

How fast do hotcakes sell?

**XCashier** · 05-10-2009, 06:51 PM

Faster than cold cakes, apparently.

Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

**BookstoreEscapee** · 05-10-2009, 07:15 PM

Same reason little is bigger than big.

What's the difference between ginger ale and ginger beer?

**Lace Neil Singer** · 05-10-2009, 07:26 PM

Ale is more mature.

If a bee is allergic to pollen would it get the hives?

**CaroPhoenix** · 05-10-2009, 09:28 PM

Nope, it'd get the heeves.

What is that excellent?

**BookstoreEscapee** · 05-10-2009, 10:14 PM

Bill and Ted's adventure, of course.

Why does my cat puke his guts up and then cry for food?

Extremely wrong answers to obvious questions....GAME!