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He's the twin of my cat.
Bill or Ted?
Bill or Ted?
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Neither. Rufus, Dude . . .
How is it that 2+2 equals 4 yet 2 X 2 also equals 4?
Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Because I SAID SO, that's why!Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View PostNeither. Rufus, Dude . . .
How is it that 2+2 equals 4 yet 2 X 2 also equals 4?
How can I destroy the world without killing myself at the same time?!?
"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
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Nuke it from the moon.
Can I play with madness?Comment
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Nope, it likes to bite and then pee on your carpet behind the potted plant.
What is the deadline for tomorrow's paper?Comment
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Half past noon.
Why are people so annoying today?I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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Because they were hiding under their beds yesterday so they have to make up for lost time.
What is a puppet, really?Comment
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A fried Muppet . . .Quoth idrinkarum View Post
Why do all the days of the week end with the letter "y"?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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Y not?
How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?Comment
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42. All long and winding . . .Quoth Lace Neil Singer View Post
Why isn't it safe to run with scissors?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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Well, see, the reason is this: If you were to run with scissors and you were to stub your toe, you'd hop up and and down, waving your arms all over the place with the distinct possibility of then jabbing yourself in the left eye with the scissors ....
Or it's because your mother said so.
What is coming up tonight?Comment
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The moon.
When there's two men who get married, do they both go to the same bachelor party?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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That or they can both attend the same bridal shower . . . it's up to them.Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
Why don't dogs like cat scans?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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They are claustrophobic.
Why is it impossible to find what I want? What DO I want?I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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You want the spice girls around for another tour...to tell you what you want, what you really really want. Zigga Zig AhQuoth DesignFox View Post
Why did one shot of Hennessey make me sweat??Comment
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