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Because the blackberries are stealing your energy to deliver their emails.
No, I don't do drugs and I'm not drunk at the moment...why do you ask?
No, I don't do drugs and I'm not drunk at the moment...why do you ask?
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I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK -
Because you are naked and dancing. Oh, sorry, I forgot the attractive lampshade on your head.Quoth DesignFox View Post
Why are all the apartments I'm looking at so ugly?Comment
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Because affordable apartments are always ugly. It's the law. I give you mine as evidence.Quoth goldaries13 View Post
What do Greeks say when they don't understand something?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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"It's all Visgoth to me."
What is rolling home to me right now?Comment
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It depends...are you up the hill or down?
If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Only if the quakes cause chocolatey treats to erupt.Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
What's with that?I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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That is down with the sickness.
Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Let's just say if I were you, I'd make sure your metal shears had rubber handles...!
What the heck am I doing up so late?I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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You're sharing in the many joys of my insomnia!Quoth XCashier View PostLet's just say if I were you, I'd make sure your metal shears had rubber handles...!
What the heck am I doing up so late?
Are you down with the sickness?
--Dan (who slept all day and will thus be up all night!
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"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
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Only if the sickness is the lack of coffee in my system and I'm slowly crawling on the floor, looking for ground coffee, my coffee pot and other coffee paraphanelia that I'm going to need to get through the day.
Why am I so silly when I haven't had any coffee in me?Comment
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Withdrawl.
Where did my son get all his energy from and why won't he share it with me?I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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A page we can all agree with!Comment
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Kids are born with a battery pack that slowly winds down over the years. Unfortunately, it's inaccessible so it can't be replaced.
If people with one arm go to get their nails done, do they pay half price?
I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Probably, as long as they aren't SCs.
What if there was a lightning flash, and it stayed on?Comment
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Then you wouldn't be able to sleep.
If that happened would the thunder just keep going, too?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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No. The sound track is separate from the film track.
Can this day just stop sucking already?I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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