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OK, for the rest of the day it will blow.
Were Mary and Joseph's surname Christ before Jesus was born?
Were Mary and Joseph's surname Christ before Jesus was born?
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Nope, what no one knows is that their last name was "on a steeeeeeeeeeeeek!"
If Jeff Dunham gets laringytis, do his dummies talk for him?Comment
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No they all stand around gargling salt water.
Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it.
(As Ex puts it ... "it tastes like purple!")I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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It does taste like purple; purple is a fruit!
Are you an American Idiot?Comment
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Well, I'm an American...I like to think I'm less of an idiot than most of the people whose antics end up on this site...
If a transvesite goes missing, would you put their face on a carton of Half and Half?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
Only if they are wearing a dress.
What happens when September ends?I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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You press replay, but come out in July because you forgot to carry the one.Quoth DesignFox View Post
Only if they are wearing a dress.
What happens when September ends?
Who's next to have something named after them?"I'll probably come round and steal the food out of your fridge later too, then run a key down the side of your car as I walk away from your house, which I've idly set ablaze" - Mil MillingtonComment
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:waves hand in air: Me! ME! Oh, please, me!!!
When two people marry, they say, "you may kiss the bride". What do they say if two MEN get married?
I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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"You may kiss the groom" I guess. Unless one of them is wearing a wedding dress, then the "You may kiss the bride" statement would be appropriate, I think.Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
Will potted meat grow like other plants if you feed it Miracle-Gro?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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It'll only grow moldy.
Why can't I come up with a new question?I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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A page we can all agree with!Comment
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Because you have all the answers.
How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown?
I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Because real life hippos could rip you to shreds. We have to make them look more whimsical somehow.Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
Can you hear me knockin'?I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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What? I was listening to my iPod.
What is the purpose of rubber duckies in school fountains?1129. I will refrain from casting Dimension Jump and Magnificent Mansion on every police box we pass.
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http://orchidcolors.livejournal.com (A blog about everything and nothing)Comment
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OMG! The Rubber Duckies are trying to take over the schools! They want to turn our children into Rubber Duckies! Down with the Rubber Duckies!
What is the zen of pudding?Comment
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The cake is a lie.
Should I stay or should I go now?Comment
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