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No, thanks, I'm a BMW kinda gal.
Is it rude for a deaf person to "talk" with their mouth full of food?
Is it rude for a deaf person to "talk" with their mouth full of food?
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I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun" -
Only if it's a Tuesday on the Planet Neptune with Pluto in full orbit.
Where did my headache go?Comment
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To Headache world, which is ruled by the evil dictator Migraine.
You and Whose Army?Comment
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I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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I'm not sure. I'll have to check their dailly planner and get back to you.
Who wants to do the cha-cha?Comment
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But I can only do the cha..
If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Because strangers always have THE BEST candy!Quoth BookstoreEscapee View PostBut I can only do the cha..
If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween?
Hmmm... what kind of candy should I have today?
"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlourideComment
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Cherry FunDip!!
Why is this dog staring at me? And when did I get a dog?!I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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He's staring at you because he's HUNGRY! That's how dogs say "FEED ME!"Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
As for when you got a dog... you didn't. He snuck in. He's a squatter.
When will I get another cat?
"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlourideComment
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You will not get a cat, a cat will get you.
Why are there so many songs about rainbows?Comment
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Without songs about rainbows, we'd never wonder what's on the other side...
Why do we wish on the morning star?I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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Because the evening star doesn't work days . . .Quoth DesignFox View Post
Speaking of stars, what wattage light bulbs do they use?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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234718297895123078935034 watts.
Why isn't it easy being green? Is it easier to be purple?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Because it's hard to get the green to look right on film, just ask the Hulk, or the Orion slave girls from Star Trek!Quoth BookstoreEscapee View PostYep, all you have to do is "fall down the stairs" and you'll be purple all over!Is it easier to be purple?
Why can't I decide what I want for dinner?
"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlourideComment
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Because your parents aren't feeding you (therefore telling you what you are having).
(Chinese - chicken and broccoli, in case you're wondering...it was yummy.)
Why are there so many options?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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