Extremely wrong answers to obvious questions....GAME!

[Lace Neil Singer]

Next door to the Care Bears. They get mad at their neighbours, cuz the wuzzly bears keep on playing the same song on a continuous loop.

What would you get if you crossed a bulldog and a shitzu? Would it be called a bullshit?

[CaroPhoenix]

That's as good a name as any.

Why is my daughter wearing a blue dog on her head?

[Lace Neil Singer]

Cuz she doesn't have a grunny. Grunnies rule.

Do you know what a grunny is? Do you want to?

[CaroPhoenix]

I know what a grunny is! It's a cross between and grandparent and a gunny.

Whati s the next don't miss movie?

[BookstoreEscapee]

That one about the thing...with the guy...


If a bee is allergic to pollen would it get hives?

[CaroPhoenix]

Nope, they get something else that is so all-powerful only the wizards from wembley way can speak of it.

Who am I?

[Trayol]

You are Who.

How many braincells does an SC have?

[CaroPhoenix]

1 and that is so they can find their way out of their front doors in the morning.

What is an Oprah?

[DesignFox]

A vegetable with lots of leaves.

What did I ever do to deserve THAT?

[BookstoreEscapee]

You know what you did.

How come cats butts go up when you pet them?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

You know what you did.

How come cats butts go up when you pet them?

Because you're squishing their head down.

Why did Dodge name their truck the Ram?

[CaroPhoenix]

Because the Ewe would be too close to the names of their customers.

What is in the equipment corner?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Equipment.

If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license?

[DesignFox]

Considering mine hasn't changed since I was in high school, I don't think they really notice.

How long will it take to memorize the entirety of pi?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Ooh! Pie! Hope it's cherry!

What happens when you put a lightsaber in water?