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I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK -
A sunburnt newspaper.
Where will I be later this week?Comment
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Not where you were earlier this week.
What might I be, if I weren't me?"Oh, by the way..." All of my HATE
Ou kata nomon = Not according to the accepted normComment
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The ostrich that lays the golden goose.
Who is the fairest one of all?Comment
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Me
Why does my kitty cat chirp?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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She's telling you what she wants for dinner!Quoth BookstoreEscapee View PostMe
Why does my kitty cat chirp?
Why does the pollen hate me so?
"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlourideComment
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It doesn't; it loves you and wants to be with you all the time.
If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'?
I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Why, the Joker, of course! "When you gotta go, go with a smile!"Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
Why can't I think of a question to ask?
"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlourideComment
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Because your questionater is broken.
Why do I have to wait in line?Comment
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Better than lines waiting in you.
Who wants to be a millionaire?"Oh, by the way..." All of my HATE
Ou kata nomon = Not according to the accepted normComment
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*raises hand!* Oooh! Me me me me me!!!Quoth Trayol View Post
Once again, I must ask... whycan't I think of a questionis my questionater broken?
"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlourideComment
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Because your pet hippo sat on it.
Can no one fix Jack T. Chance's questionater?Comment
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For a Price, the hippo's might.
Do I have to make this mistake?Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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Yes because it'll teach you a lesson.
And what lesson will that be?Comment
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2+2=4!
Is my dinner ready yet?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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