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They think you look like a car.
What happened to the red velvet swing?
What happened to the red velvet swing?
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My cats shredded it to pieces playing on it.
Why do witches ride broomsticks?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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'Cuz gas is getting too expensive!Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View PostMy cats shredded it to pieces playing on it.
Why do witches ride broomsticks?
Why do fools fall in love?"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
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Because they're not watching where they're going.Quoth Jack T. Chance View Post
Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?
I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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To draw attention to the extra padding they stuffed in their crotch for effect!Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
I can haz a real power ring?
"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
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You can haz the ring, but you can't haz the power!
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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As important as they were in their mind.
Why am I covered in hives?
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The bees need some place to live!
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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The arctic is very cold and usually dark. While Canada is bright but chilly. Using this design lighting in fridge and freezers were created.
How can i have so much clothes and nothing to wear?Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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Because you're female and it's your perogative to have so many clothes, that none match.
Do I need a life?Comment
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"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlourideComment
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Nah...maybe the next day. We'll see...
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Doubtful. They get to see the "S, T, U, V, W, Y and Zee." But no R (or X) movies.Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
When will those godwaful "Priceline Negotiator" commercials go away for good?
Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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When the Travelocity Gnome assassinates Bill Shatner!
Would you like to save your game?Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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Save my game? Save my game!? Why would I want to do that for? As if my game is worthy of being saved!
Why is the baby always in a cradle at the top of a tree?Comment
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