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  • You didn't run the debugger.

    Who comes up with these things?
    I don't go in for ancient wisdom
    I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
    It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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    • Gord

      Why does jelly jiggle but jam plops?
      Running on ice is just as smart as shoving a fork in the toaster - Blas in regards to a dry pool diving team member who decided to run across a 50 mph highway following an ice storm

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      • Jam's lazy.

        Anyone want to jam?
        I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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        • It's peanut butter jelly time!

          What is the capital of Springfield,Illinois?
          *jedi hand wave* This game works...just not in your system.

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          • As long as we don't get into a sticky situation, sure!

            What is a Ferb?

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            • A Ferb is a verb on crack . . . they're not nice words at all.

              As far as running the debugger program. . . would Raid work just as well?
              Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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              • Sure, just don't use it on your watermelons.

                Why is there absolutely nothing worth watching on TV?
                I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                • Because everything worth watching gets canceled.

                  Why can't it be August 25th yet?

                  --Jack (who wants it to be Aug. 25th so he can start playing Section 8! )
                  "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
                  --StanFlouride

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                  • Because then I'd miss my exciting 7th wedding anniversary.

                    Can you believe I've been married for 7 years?

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                    • Quoth idrinkarum View Post
                      Because then I'd miss my exciting 7th wedding anniversary.

                      Can you believe I've been married for 7 years?
                      Some people are lucky in finding someone they can live with.

                      But why is it so hard for others to find that special someone?
                      Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                      • Because not everyone looks into Geeks R Us.

                        What are you looking for?

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                        • Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
                          Some people are lucky in finding someone they can live with.

                          But why is it so hard for others to find that special someone?
                          Well, you see, there's this complete & total smeghead called "God", see, and he has, like, absolute power over all of creation, and, well, he hates us and wants us to suffer. So, we do. I really wish the heroes of the Marvel Universe would get off their lazy arses and go take the Infinity Gauntlet away from him, already, 'cuz it's getting really old!

                          What? Why are you looking at me like that?

                          EDIT: And why does everyone always insist on gazumping me?
                          Last edited by Jack T. Chance; 07-26-2009, 10:23 PM.
                          "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
                          --StanFlouride

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                          • Because gazumping is the new leapfrog of the internets.

                            If I don't want to go slow, then what do I want to do?

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                            • Go slower.

                              Why did I lock my keys in the trunk?
                              I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                              I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                              It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                              • You didn't. The keys threw themselves into the trunk and slammed the lid shut so they wouldn't be attacked by the Boogey Man.

                                Why is it I can spend all day bored but by the time I get ready for bed, I'm in the mood to stay up and do other stuff?
                                Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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