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  • It's what cats do...

    What should I do today?
    I don't go in for ancient wisdom
    I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
    It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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    • The same thing I do everyday .... sit on the computer and listen to childrens shows in the background.

      Is this really a summer to remember?

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      • Yes, and it will haunt your dreams for the rest of your life.

        Will it rain all day?
        I don't go in for ancient wisdom
        I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
        It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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        • If you mean "rain" to be sputtering off and on all day, then yes. Actual rain? Only if you're in your shower.

          What do I want now?

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          • A Klondike bar and some pickle relish for dipping.

            Why does the little weather gadget on my desktop say it's raining when it's not?
            I don't go in for ancient wisdom
            I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
            It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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            • It's the mission of all our little gadgets to slowly drive us insane.

              How many fingers am I holding up?
              I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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              • Eleven.

                Why do people think having a really loud engine is cool?
                I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                  Eleven.

                  Why do people think having a really loud engine is cool?
                  They're actually tone deaf. They're the same people who get on American Idol and screech thinking they're singing.

                  Do I want to cut the cake now or wait until tomorrow?
                  Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                  • It is tomorrow, so cut it now!!

                    Can I have some?
                    I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                    I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                    It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                    • Only if you dance an Irish Jig and look like Porky Pig while doing it.

                      How now brown cow?

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                      • Quoth idrinkarum View Post
                        Only if you dance an Irish Jig and look like Porky Pig while doing it.

                        How now brown cow?
                        Brown cow wanted it then, not now . . .

                        What's the best way to keep the Underwear Gnomes away?
                        Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                        • Stop wearing underwear.

                          When do I get my money?
                          I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                          I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                          It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                          • When I write my bestselling sparkling wizard werewolf mystery comedy novel.

                            Sheesh?

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                            • Yikes.

                              Why am I so calm when I am so angry?
                              I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                              I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                              It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                              • It's the calm before the storm.

                                Why is it that foods that are so bad for you taste so good?
                                I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
                                My LiveJournal
                                A page we can all agree with!

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