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If the world didn't suck, would we all fall off?
If the world didn't suck, would we all fall off?
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I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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Yes, because it would blow instead.
Why are pink-and-white frosted animal cookies so damn tasty?Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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Because they're female and to guys they taste good. . .
Why is it every time I start to see the light at the end of the tunnel, it goes out if I move closer?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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That's my fault, actually. My Dark Side powers occasionally blow out light bulbs.Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
So you call this "your free country", tell me why it costs so much to live?"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
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I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Mothballs and lampshades.
I know?Comment
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You thought you knew . . . now you're not sure if you know what you know. But the Magic 8-Ball might. . .
Why can't I have daylight 24 hours a day?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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Because vampires can't sparkle all the time.
I like my what with lemon juice?Comment
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Not what, dear, but whom. Might be a sour idea though.
Why are my shoulders still sore when I've taken 2 ibuprofen tablets a couple of hours ago?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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Cuz their shift hasn't started yet. They don't clock in until midnight.Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
I can haz cheezburger?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Nope only hamburgs are available at this time.
Can I now watch adult tv?Comment
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Yes, but it's just going to sit there. TVs are inanimate objects.Quoth idrinkarum View Post
What if 2+2=5?Comment
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The world would re-start with cockroaches being at the top of the food chain.
I think therefore I am?Comment
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Only if you have enough to also feed the starving children in Africa.
What do we need to cure your itch?Comment
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