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  • #3046
    Quoth idrinkarum View Post
    Only if you have enough to also feed the starving children in Africa.

    What do we need to cure your itch?
    Some molasses, strong tea, red pepper, pack it in salt for ten days. Should cure nicely and be delicious.

    How does the Drake Equation help us study the prospects of extrasolar lifeforms?

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    • #3047
      It doesn't, it just proves that everyone hates french fries.

      How can I make the world go away?

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      • #3048
        Quoth idrinkarum View Post
        It doesn't, it just proves that everyone hates french fries.

        How can I make the world go away?
        By giving it enough gas to drive there.

        Why is it always rainy over at the Munster's house?

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        • #3049
          They didn't live on the sunny side of the street.

          Roger Dodger?

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          • #3050
            No, Duck Dodgers (in the 24½th Century)!

            Why did I have to burn my tongue?
            I don't go in for ancient wisdom
            I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
            It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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            • #3051
              Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
              No, Duck Dodgers (in the 24½th Century)!

              Why did I have to burn my tongue?
              It tastes better that way.


              Why is my mother in law such an idiot?

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              • #3052
                Because you're lucky.

                Why is my mother-in-law just plain ol' stoopid?

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                • #3053
                  Quoth idrinkarum View Post
                  Because you're lucky.

                  Why is my mother-in-law just plain ol' stoopid?
                  Because not everyone likes barbeque flavored stupid.

                  Or perhaps, it's because then she'd point out that you spelled stupid wrong :: )

                  (ZING! Two-fer!!)

                  Why does my cat have to sit on my mouse-wielding arm everytime I'm at the computer?

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                  • #3054
                    There is no "why" in cats.

                    Why can't things be resolved?
                    I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                    I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                    It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                    • #3055
                      Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                      There is no "why" in cats.

                      Why can't things be resolved?
                      Because they were already solved, why go through is again?

                      Who to the what now?

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                      • #3056
                        No, who the what is tomorrow. Now is when to the where.

                        Why have I been de-friended?!
                        I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                        I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                        It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                        • #3057
                          Because I'm the only friend you'll ever need!

                          Why is my cat looking like a hen about to lay an egg?

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                          • #3058
                            Quoth idrinkarum View Post
                            Because I'm the only friend you'll ever need!

                            Why is my cat looking like a hen about to lay an egg?
                            first:

                            Because she's secretly a chicken and never told you.

                            Why are little kittens so cute?
                            1129. I will refrain from casting Dimension Jump and Magnificent Mansion on every police box we pass.
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                            http://orchidcolors.livejournal.com (A blog about everything and nothing)

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                            • #3059
                              Quoth RootedPhoenix View Post
                              Why are little kittens so cute?
                              So you don't beat them when they scratch up the furniture.

                              What can I have to eat?
                              I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                              I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                              It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                              • #3060
                                Anything that has been licked by 5-year-olds first.

                                Can I show you something on my computer?

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