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Only if I get to show you what's on mine too.
What kind of guy could I put up with for the rest of my life?
What kind of guy could I put up with for the rest of my life?
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Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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The furry kind.
Who on Birdwell Island is over 10 feet tall?Comment
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Big Bird, of course.
Now where can I find such a furry mate?
Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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There are conventions for that sort of thing. Try there..
Should I send the letter or no?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Not unless you're sending numbers too . . . otherwise it wouldn't be fair to leave the numbers out.
How does the sun rise after it sets all night?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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Very carefully.
Why is my husband lazy?Comment
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Because if he worked harder than you, YOU'D feel lazy. He's doing it for YOU.Quoth idrinkarum View Post
Why is my father in law such a chump?Comment
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His real name is Change.
Where is home?Comment
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Because I didn't say so.
Pickles?Comment
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Yes, please!
Who do I thank for moving the Daily Show and Colbert Report reruns to 7:00?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Nope, just his personal assistant.
What's like a diamond in the sky?Comment
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Lucy!
How can you tell?I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
My LiveJournal
A page we can all agree with!Comment
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With interpretive dance.
What do you want me to interpret?Comment
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