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Quoth idrinkarum
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Why are we going to kill the old red rooster when she comes?
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My sock drawer.
Why are we going to kill the old red rooster when she comes? -
Because the calamari was too "fresh".
How did you get all the way up there?Comment
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Slingshot.
Now how do I get down?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Gravity.
Need a trampoline?I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
My LiveJournal
A page we can all agree with!Comment
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Nope, I'll just use this big bowl of jello.
What did you say?Comment
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42.
Do all evil villains need to have a cheesy evil villain laugh in order to qualify as true evil villains?Comment
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OF course! It's in the officiall evil villains handbook.
Who is going to rescue me?Comment
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Mr. Magoo, which raises a whole different set of problems.Quoth idrinkarum View Post
Why can't dogs eat chocolate?Comment
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Because then they'd rule the universe.
Who is coming up soon?Comment
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Whoever is not coming down . . .
Why has today been so boring and dreary?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Because you have spent insufficient time worshipping me.Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
Why does every train have to blow it's whistle fifty bazillion times whilst it passes my house?Don't wanna; not gonna.Comment
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So you can't hear the crumbling of your house's foundation.Quoth 42_42_42 View Post
why should you look both ways before crossing the street?Comment
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To make sure the highway gnomes see you and they don't cause an accident.
What will you wish for on the wishing star?Comment
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Sorry, wrong number. I am not the wishing star.
Should I get out of bed today?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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