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Because sometimes they have nothing else better to do.
Is this all wrong?
Is this all wrong?
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Because you'd feel stupid peeling a purple.Quoth Bramble View Post
Whoooooooooooo are you? Who? Who? Who? Who?Comment
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I yam what I yam.
Why?Don't wanna; not gonna.Comment
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Because Popeye is in the express lane with his 10 items of spinach behind a "lady" that has 350 items.
What is your bad habit?Comment
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Five more minutes.
Why am I cold?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Because you shut yourself in the freezer.
Why doesn't fruit stay good forever?1129. I will refrain from casting Dimension Jump and Magnificent Mansion on every police box we pass.
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http://orchidcolors.livejournal.com (A blog about everything and nothing)Comment
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Because then we'd have no ingredients for fruitcake.
Did we make sure everything fit?Comment
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Yes, all 13 bodies fit into the trunk of your car. Had to disassemble a couple of them, though, you know, a head here, a hand there, a foot shoved in over there.
****washes blood and gore off of hands and changes clothes*****
By the way, what gets blood and entrails out of clothes?Don't wanna; not gonna.Comment
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OXY CLEAN!!!
Why haven't I done anything productive today?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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'Cuz it's just another Lazy Saturday!Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
I know the Lazy day is traditionally Sunday, but it gets pre-empted during Football Season.
Why me?
"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
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Because if it isn't you, then it'd be the little boy down the lane.
Do you like celery?Comment
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Not really. Doesn't run quite as smooth as the Intel Pentium III IMO.Quoth idrinkarum View Post
Speaking of celery . . . if I took the Celeron processor out of my brother's desktop and replaced it with a carrot stick, would it run just as fast?
Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Yes, but only in months that have 31 days.
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