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**DGoddessChardonnay** · 10-02-2009, 12:14 AM

Only if it's made by Crayola . . .

Why is it I either have too much to do and not enough time to do it in OR too much time and not enough to do?

**CaroPhoenix** · 10-02-2009, 01:31 AM

Because you can never pick a happy medium.

Why does my daughter love the Fresh Prince of Bel Air?

**42_42_42** · 10-02-2009, 05:25 AM

Quoth idrinkarum View Post

Why does my daughter love the Fresh Prince of Bel Air?

It's something that parents just don't understand.

Why is popcorn so tasty?

**Red_Dazes** · 10-02-2009, 06:10 AM

Quoth 42_42_42 View Post

Why is popcorn so tasty?

Because it is sprinkled with ground up fairies and seasoned with unicorn tears!

How come I can't seem to win ANY contest I enter?

**CaroPhoenix** · 10-02-2009, 11:35 AM

The Contest Fairy hates you.

Now what do we do?

**42_42_42** · 10-02-2009, 02:36 PM

Quoth idrinkarum View Post

Now what do we do?

First thing we do is kill all the lawyers.

Why are so many people so stupid?

**thatcrazyredhead** · 10-02-2009, 06:13 PM

It's a secret government plan to thwart OPEC by introducing idiot-powered transportation!

Why am I stuck at work?

**BookstoreEscapee** · 10-02-2009, 07:19 PM

Someone put superglue on your chair.

Why haven't I done anything productive?

**DGoddessChardonnay** · 10-02-2009, 09:40 PM

Because today was marked "Be Counterproductive Day" on the calendar.

Why is it every time I decide to take off for at least one night away from home something ALWAYS goes berserk with my brother's PC?

**CaroPhoenix** · 10-02-2009, 09:41 PM

Because the stars aren't aligned in Aquarius yet.

Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

**BookstoreEscapee** · 10-02-2009, 11:58 PM

Run, then talk like an idiot when I get caught.

What did I do to my hair?!

**CaroPhoenix** · 10-03-2009, 01:07 PM

The same thing Cameron Diaz did in the movie, "What about Mary?"

How are we going to save the baby dolphin?

**42_42_42** · 10-03-2009, 07:39 PM

Tupperware.

Who pu the bop in the bop-she-bop-bop?

**BookstoreEscapee** · 10-03-2009, 08:16 PM

Why, Baby Bop, of course!

What should I order for dinner tonight (goin' to a steakhouse for my birthday dinner!)?

**Bramble** · 10-03-2009, 08:30 PM

Spaghetti and meatballs!

Am I evil for loving it when my cousins get the poo scared out of them in a Haunted House?

Extremely wrong answers to obvious questions....GAME!