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Because the moon is in the age of Aquarius and therefore means the music is too loud for you to get any decent sleep in at night.
Why ask why?
Why ask why?
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Why not?
Have you ever eaten the yellow snow? o_OComment
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Nope, but I did have a yellow sno cone once.
Does that count?Comment
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No, snow cones are notoriously bad at math.
Why did I do that to my shoulder?
I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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you didn't do anything. the gremlins are really bastardly this yearQuoth BookstoreEscapee View PostWhy did I do that to my shoulder?
why is there what looks like a thumb screw on my coffee table?If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy
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Your furniture is torturing your guests.
When will everyone stop being sick?Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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Right after the world ends.
What is up with the vampires?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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i don't know but this will happen
http://www.pvponline.com/2009/10/16/milking-it/
if they never find the body is it still called murder?If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy
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Hehe, that's funny.Quoth Green_Fairy View Post
only if it's a bunch of crowsif they never find the body is it still called murder?
What's the best part of waking up?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Finding out you haven't died in the meantime.
Why am I up at this ungodly hour?Comment
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To give me a reason to post something before I finally go to bed, of course!Quoth idrinkarum View Post
Why are there so few people on internet message boards between, oh, say, midnight and 6 AM Eastern Time? I mean, sure, it's the middle of the night HERE, but there's PLENTY of people awake and aware in other parts of the world!
"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlourideComment
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They're too busy doing the macarena with a bunch of Arthur Fonzarelli clones.
What would Dora do without map?Comment
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She'd get a GPS. Maps are so last century.
Why does one hand get cold when the other is fine?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Because you need to move it closer to the fire!Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
Why haven't I won the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes yet?
"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
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because ed mcmahon hates you like thatQuoth Jack T. Chance View PostWhy haven't I won the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes yet?
why are sharpies so damned permanent?If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy
i'm on fb and xbox live; pm me if ya wanna be "friends"
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