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Because you'd be upset if all your labels disappeared
Why do I eat at such odd hours?
Why do I eat at such odd hours?
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Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
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Because you're doing something else during the even ones.
What is scarier: Winie the Pooh or Mr. Rum without his shirt on?Comment
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Mr Rum. Cuz if he was over here right now, anyone without a shirt on would be insane due to the freezing weather, and insane people are scary.
Why aren't butterflies made of butter?Comment
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Because buttermilkflies would't sound as pretty.
Why do I have one eye that keeps watering and the other one doesn't?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Because one set of eyelashes need watering and the other set doesn't.
Why is Captain Caps Lock haunting me at the moment?"I'll probably come round and steal the food out of your fridge later too, then run a key down the side of your car as I walk away from your house, which I've idly set ablaze" - Mil MillingtonComment
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Because he has nothing else better to do at this moment.
Do we really want to know who put the bomp in the bomp she bomp a bomp?Comment
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I did. But when I went to shake his hand, HE STOLE MY BABY!
Why is Glee so damn addictive?!Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Because your hens have the itch and your cows have the disorder.Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
Why have I had a stomachache on and off for the past three days?Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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Because your tummy has flies bugging it instead of bugs flying around in it.
Why can't I just "do it" like in the Nike commercials?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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*snickers* You can if you want to, baby.
Why 42?Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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Because 43 is just too much.
Do the answers really lie far from this world?Comment
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No, they're terrible at lying . . . besides, the truth usually comes out eventually.
Do I want to go get me a slice of Strawberry pound cake?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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No, you want to go get me a slice of strawberry pound cake.
There's a certified letter waiting for me at the post office...what are the odds it's a check for $7000?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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The same odds as me meeting Keanu Reeves, marrying him, and having his babies.
Is that a hint of mint?Comment
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