Extremely wrong answers to obvious questions....GAME!

[Green_Fairy]

no hinting about it. it's all about the mintage around here.
(and on that note, "mintage" isn't being spell checked. crazy.)

if a real dog eats a hotdog, is it cannibalism?

[BookstoreEscapee]

no hinting about it. it's all about the mintage around here.
(and on that note, "mintage" isn't being spell checked. crazy.)

mintage: n
1. The act or process of minting coins.
2. Coins manufactured in a mint.
3. The fee paid to a mint by a government.
4. The impression stamped on a coin.

if a real dog eats a hotdog, is it cannibalism?

No, it's just lunch.

Why must you torture me so?

[Green_Fairy]

mintage: n
1. The act or process of minting coins.
2. Coins manufactured in a mint.
3. The fee paid to a mint by a government.
4. The impression stamped on a coin.

hm. good to know.

Why must you torture me so?

pleasure is pain, doll. you'll learn to like it

[CaroPhoenix]

I'm pretending I'm playing Jeopardy: What are the safe words for the person above me?

Why did the person above me not leave a quesion in their post?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I'm pretending I'm playing Jeopardy: What are the safe words for the person above me?

Why did the person above me not leave a quesion in their post?

Perhaps they were distracted by something shiny . . .ooh look, a butterfly

Why do the leaves insist on making a huge mess in the road as well as all over the yard not two days AFTER the yard crew has come and cleaned up everything?

[hinakiba777]

MESSES ARE FUN! *jumps in a leaf pile with a dorky grin*

What time is it Mr. Wolf?

[BookstoreEscapee]

6:22 pm

Am I having a depressive relapse or is something else going on?

[CaroPhoenix]

Ghost Bunny is haunting you!

Is there no escaping your shadow?

[hinakiba777]

He can escape you, but not the other way around. Then you have to find a nice girl to sew him back on.

Pussy Cat Pussy cat where have you been?

[XCashier]

Messing up your sock drawer.

Why is getting into mischief so darned much fun?

[CaroPhoenix]

Because doing the unexpected is the new norm.

Are we going to help our friend?

[XCashier]

Perhaps, if they know a good place to hide the body.

Where are we going and what's with the handbasket?

[CaroPhoenix]

The grocery store - the halloween candy is now 50% off!

What was the name of the friend of the 7 dwarves?

[Green_Fairy]

Kinky, the 8th dwarf

Why don't people do what they're supposed to do?

[hinakiba777]

Because this is so much more fun. *licks pinecone*

How and When did who do what where?