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Why does a car break down at the most inopportune moments?
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The frying pan
Why does a car break down at the most inopportune moments?
B"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."- Albert Einstein.
I never knew how happy paint could make people until I started selling it. -
because opportunity only knocks once.
Why not ice skate on the equator?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Duh, because the penguins will eat you!Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
What causes color blindness?I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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too much pink camo.
do you wanna dance?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel is just a freight train coming your way...
Wanna fight?Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóidComment
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No..Quoth Becks View Post
I prefer winning contests by honest discussion and *THWAP* ... two-by-four...
Not much fight in people afterwards.. sadly...
You've just won the superbowl!!! What's next?!?!Comment
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Fill it with ice cream!
Who wants to help dig my car out of the snow this morning?Lack of freedom can be measured directly by lack of stupid. --Penn JilletteComment
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Ask moles from Narnia, they like digging.
Can hearses drive in the carpool lane?Comment
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Only if the body is in one piece...
What's sitting at the end of the rainbow?I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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Only when I'm around duh!
Why do all my characters die in my games?Military Spouse Support.
http://www.customerssuck.com/board/group.php?groupid=45
Plaidman's Minions: Telecom_Goddess: Dungeon MinionComment
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Offer not valid in Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico.
Who wants to build a snowman?Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóidComment
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That depends on the time of year.
Have you ever eaten the yellow snow? O_oComment
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Yes, but I left without leaving a tip.
I shot an arrow into the air. Where did it fall to earth?Lack of freedom can be measured directly by lack of stupid. --Penn JilletteComment
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