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Why when bombs blow up I go sideways?
Why when bombs blow up I go sideways?
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I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke. -
Because that's what Achmed wants. . . SILENCE, I KILL YOU.
Why am I sitting here watching "Snapped" on Oxygen?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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You got no one else better to do.
Should I go eat bon-bons?Comment
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According to the Bon-Bons for Worldwide Peace Society, it's probably not a good idea . . .
Is the rain from Ida gone for good now?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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no, it'll be back when you least expect it. in your bathroom
is love really all you need?If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy
i'm on fb and xbox live; pm me if ya wanna be "friends"
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I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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I'll drink to that! *grabs a tall glass of chocolate milk!*Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
"Happy BirthdayWhat should I have them write on my dad's birthday cake?
Under neat dat
Dad!"
"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlourideComment
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Haha, he wouldn't get it, though.Quoth Jack T. Chance View Post"Happy Birthday
Under neat dat
Dad!"
I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Why has everyone stopped asking questions?!Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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We're temporarily out right now. Check back again tomorrow.Quoth hinakiba777 View Post
What would you get if you mated a dog and a cat?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlourideComment
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Because it's raining.
What should I get my dad for his birthday?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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A better child.
Would you buy Freezer Burnt ice cream if you could save one dollar?Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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Nope. Can I get a buck-fifty?Quoth hinakiba777 View PostA better child.
Would you buy Freezer Burnt ice cream if you could save one dollar?
Why can'tGodthe Almighty Fucker in the Skythe Powers That Be just butt out of my life for awhile? Is that really so much to ask, for them to stop fucking me over for a bit?
"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlourideComment
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