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  • #316
    In belly of Mordor.

    Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near?
    Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

    Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

    Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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    • #317
      Well, vultures are attracted to dead bodies... and I've buried a few.

      If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?
      People who don't like cats were probably mice in an earlier life.
      My DeviantArt.

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      • #318
        Quoth Lace Neil Singer View Post
        Well, vultures are attracted to dead bodies... and I've buried a few.

        If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?
        No. Long John Silvers.


        Why do I insist on buying things I dont need?

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        • #319
          Quoth Amina516 View Post
          No. Long John Silvers.


          Why do I insist on buying things I dont need?
          Because the answer is near, my friend.

          If I talk to frogs, will they take me to the frog pond?

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          • #320
            Cabbage.

            What are the words to 'Waterloo'?
            A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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            • #321
              Quoth crazylegs View Post
              Cabbage.

              What are the words to 'Waterloo'?
              I haf'ta pee.

              Why is it logic doesn't seem to apply to some people?

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              • #322
                Because someone can't count

                Why are the roads slippery when wet?
                "Man, having a conversation with you is like walking through a salvador dali painting." - Mac Hall

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                • #323
                  Due to Newtons third law.

                  Where is the driest place on earth?
                  A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                  • #324
                    Quoth crazylegs View Post
                    Due to Newtons third law.

                    Where is the driest place on earth?
                    My mother-in-law's bedroom.

                    Why am I cranky?

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                    • #325
                      Probably a naked lady with a trunk full of jewels and money.

                      Who's up for bobsledding at the equator?
                      Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                      • #326
                        Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
                        Probably a naked lady with a trunk full of jewels and money.

                        Who's up for bobsledding at the equator?

                        Only if we can go sunbathing naked in Antarctica.

                        Is there no other place but Target to save money this weekend?

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                        • #327
                          Quoth idrinkarum View Post


                          Is there no other place but Target to save money this weekend?
                          I'm having a "Buy one get two FREE" sale.

                          BEND OVER!!



                          Oh Rhett.. Whatever shall I do??

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                          • #328
                            Quoth Crazeyal View Post
                            Oh Rhett.. Whatever shall I do??
                            Take two aspirin and call me in the morning.

                            Have you...you know...done it...with a lady? *nudge nudge*
                            I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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                            • #329
                              Quoth DesignFox View Post
                              Take two aspirin and call me in the morning.

                              Have you...you know...done it...with a lady? *nudge nudge*
                              Does Eric Idle in drag count...

                              So does it really?

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                              • #330
                                Quoth Crazeyal View Post
                                I'm having a "Buy one get two FREE" sale.

                                BEND OVER!!

                                *time out*

                                Wait..WHAT?!?!?! LMAO

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