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It's not! It's cookie monster's spotlight!
Why would I want to ruin a perfectly good hot dog with mustard?
Why would I want to ruin a perfectly good hot dog with mustard?
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Hell if I know! Maybe you were dropped on the head as a child?Quoth idrinkarum View Post
Why do Mother Nature and Old Man Winter hate the Mid-Atlantic Region so much this year?
"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
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Because the Mid-Atlantic region didn't play fair last year.
Where is the chord?Comment
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ON the guitar.
Why do birds hate me?Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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Because you're not one of the Carpenters.
Do you see the banana?Comment
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MINE! *steals*
What banana?Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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Banana? There was a banana around here? All I see are a lot of sundaes.
If I hear one more thing, I'll be force to put you where?Comment
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In a birdcage!
Why is love?!Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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Nonono my young grasshopper, the correct question is:
Love is why?Comment
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Actually the correct answer is:
Why not me?
Will I have to see another Friday night of snow this coming week after having 3 in a row?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Will you ever stop rhyming?Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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It made the wall my cat is climbing.
Anyone want a peanut?Comment
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HARBENGER OF DOOM!
Why are all the kids having nut allergies?Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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Have you seen all those stand up comics!? I'd be allergic to them too!
It's time to tickle the whale?Comment
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