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  • #361
    Snozzberries.

    Why is food so good?
    1129. I will refrain from casting Dimension Jump and Magnificent Mansion on every police box we pass.
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    • #362
      It slakes your thirst.

      What's the secret ingredient in a Jaffa Cake?
      A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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      • #363
        Virgin Goat's Blood.

        How many customers does it take to read a sign?
        I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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        • #364
          Quoth crazylegs View Post
          What's the secret ingredient in a Jaffa Cake?
          Answer: Indeed.
          I am the nocturnal echo-locating flying mammal man.

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          • #365
            Quoth DesignFox View Post
            How many customers does it take to read a sign?
            HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA....deep breath....HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

            Am I paranoid or are they out to get me?
            I don't go in for ancient wisdom
            I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
            It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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            • #366
              Both.

              Am I tired, or just sick?
              1129. I will refrain from casting Dimension Jump and Magnificent Mansion on every police box we pass.
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              • #367
                Neither, you're high.

                What's the time Mr. Wolf?
                A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                • #368
                  Quoth crazylegs View Post
                  Neither, you're high.

                  What's the time Mr. Wolf?
                  Half past a freckle and a quarter of a hare and eastern elbow time.

                  When can I have my own anything?

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                  • #369
                    Quoth idrinkarum View Post
                    Half past a freckle and a quarter of a hare and eastern elbow time.

                    When can I have my own anything?
                    When Satan turns on the frost protection for the central heating system.

                    What's this?
                    A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                    • #370
                      Quoth crazylegs View Post
                      When Satan turns on the frost protection for the central heating system.

                      What's this?
                      Well, it's not what you think it is . . . but then it could be what you think it's not.

                      Why do I act like a 6 year old when I'm at Lowe's browsing through the Christmas decorations?
                      Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                      • #371
                        Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
                        Well, it's not what you think it is . . . but then it could be what you think it's not.

                        Why do I act like a 6 year old when I'm at Lowe's browsing through the Christmas decorations?
                        Because you are!

                        How much can I get away with this weekend?
                        A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                        • #372
                          Quoth crazylegs View Post
                          Because you are!

                          How much can I get away with this weekend?
                          That depends on how much you're willing to pay . . .

                          Why is January the first month of the calendar year but December is the last?
                          Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                          • #373
                            Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
                            That depends on how much you're willing to pay . . .

                            Why is January the first month of the calendar year but December is the last?

                            'cos that's the way the cookie crumbles.

                            Why do I want to sit in Santa's lap?

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                            • #374
                              *Takes answer to another thread*

                              How long does it take for the earth to complete a rotation?
                              A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                              • #375
                                Oh Edward! *swoon*

                                Anyone else craving hamburgers?
                                Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                                Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                                Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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