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**Bramble** · 02-25-2010, 11:35 PM

Because I ran out of monkeys.

Why is my cat running around like a psycho?

**BookstoreEscapee** · 02-26-2010, 12:16 AM

Cuz it's a cat...

Will I get better before Monday?

**CaroPhoenix** · 02-26-2010, 12:07 PM

The Magic 8 balls says: "Ask again on Tuesday".

If I follow all 3 special steps, will I succeed?

**hinakiba777** · 02-26-2010, 08:58 PM

No, because you'll trip over the fourth SECRET step,

Why don't i feel like cooking?!

**Bramble** · 02-26-2010, 09:24 PM

Because the pizza business brainwashed you....

Why is it going to snow again?

**BookstoreEscapee** · 02-26-2010, 09:25 PM

Because you didn't wish hard enough.

What is that blue color in the sky right now?

**Bramble** · 02-26-2010, 09:27 PM

Oh, sorry I farted

Rawr?

**hinakiba777** · 02-27-2010, 12:38 AM

CHOCOLATE!

would you marry me?

**CaroPhoenix** · 02-27-2010, 09:13 PM

Please call back later.

What animal is in trouble this time?

**Green_Fairy** · 02-27-2010, 11:48 PM

scooby doo...where are you?

you did what with who for how many jelly beans?!

**DGoddessChardonnay** · 02-28-2010, 03:42 AM

I didn't. But I'll do anything for a Klondike bar . . .

Speaking of which, what would you do for a Klondike bar?

**CaroPhoenix** · 02-28-2010, 12:23 PM

Nothing, as I'd just rip the Klondike Bar out of the hand of the person asking me.

What else did I do today?

**Green_Fairy** · 03-01-2010, 12:33 AM

beat a kumquat with a set of pjs.

i'm ron burgundy...?

**CaroPhoenix** · 03-01-2010, 12:02 PM

Nope, you're onray urgundybay.

Special alert?

**DGoddessChardonnay** · 03-02-2010, 01:42 AM

Nah. You don't even rate a weekly test of the Emergency Broadcast System . . .

Do I want to have another Banana Pudding donut before bed?

Extremely wrong answers to obvious questions....GAME!