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CUT NONE! Just stick your face in the center!
Why do my legs hurt?
Why do my legs hurt?
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Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
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They hiked the Appalacian Trail without you.
What happens after step 1?Comment
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42. *nods sagely*
How did the piano jump over the moon?1129. I will refrain from casting Dimension Jump and Magnificent Mansion on every police box we pass.
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See there was this phone booth, a huge catapult, a couple of large rubber band balls, and umm ... the Myth Busters!
I'm too busy doing what?Comment
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Stealing Troll Dolls!
Do you want this Gazebo?Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
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Not unless it's gift wrapped and presented to me by the Yo Gabba Gabba cast!
Who can defeat Chuck Norris?Comment
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Silly Rummy, NO ONE can defeat Chuck Norris!Quoth idrinkarum View Post
Hey, Weaponers of Qward! Where's my yellow power ring, eh?
"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
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Well, yeah, see, it's like this: We took it to the jeweler to get it cleaned and such and he dropped it on the floor and his pet dog, Odif, decided it looked like his favorite doggy treats, so you'll be getting it back within the week.
Mr. T or Mr. Clean?Comment
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Either one as long as it's not Mr. Dirty. . .
Who wants to volunteer to put the new door boot on my washing machine?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Not me! Not me!!
Where did this storm come from?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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A goddess is PMSing.
Why are headphone splitters never around when you need them?The original Cookie in a multitude of cookies.Comment
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They are having secret parties!
Why do you sleep on the floor?Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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The Floor? I thought it was the ceiling!
What else would you like to borrow?Comment
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your sanity, mine left
is dinner gonna be tasty tonight?If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy
i'm on fb and xbox live; pm me if ya wanna be "friends"
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Yup. Delicious Long Pig!!!
What are you doing with that daggar?Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
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