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  • The next line is going to really really hurt: Little Jimmy Dickens - "May The Bird Of Paradise" on Opry Live

    How come Fat Freddy's Cat hasn't had a Christmas TV special?
    I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
    Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
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    • Because Garfield has a monopoly on feline tv specials, dontcha know?

      Why doesn't Odie ever get his own special?
      Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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      • Because he's already special

        Would you go grocery shopping with me?
        Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

        Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
        Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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        • No, but I'll go grocery shopping with the cute guy behind you!

          Yo gabba gabba?

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          • you're so fired.

            WHHHY!??!?!?!?!?!
            If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy

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            • Because I said so and since I'm the momma, my word is LAW!

              What fun did I miss out on?

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              • Oh, you don't even want to know. You'll be sooooo jealous!

                Why is this happening to me?
                I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                • Because somebody else got tired of getting pissed on . . .

                  Who wants to go in at 7 a.m. tomorrow morning for me and check in the vendors, especially the cute Miller beer truck driver?
                  Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                  • Not me. At 7 AM, I'll be getting my final hour of sleep before having to get up and fight my way through the DC area traffic to go to MY job. Yay.

                    Why must you women always insist on ruining everything?!?
                    "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
                    --StanFlouride

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                    • Women ruin everything!? What about those jerky men who think that women ruin everything thereby ruining everything for women who then have to ruin it fo everyone else!

                      Do you know what I'm talking about?

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                      • Men are mean jerks?!
                        Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

                        Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
                        Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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                        • *restarts game with new question*

                          Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
                          People who don't like cats were probably mice in an earlier life.
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                          • no where!

                            why did my coworkers go out to sushi without meeeeee?
                            If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy

                            i'm on fb and xbox live; pm me if ya wanna be "friends"
                            ^_^

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                            • Because in Soviet CS, the sushi goes to YOU!

                              Need I say more?

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                              • Just the URL.


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