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The time of the mirror universe!
Whatever happened to Spock's beard?
Whatever happened to Spock's beard?
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He meows all the time. No idea why.Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View PostOnly if you start meowing . . .
Is that a picture of you in your avatar?
"Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probablyComment
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He thought it made him look stupid so he shaved it off.Quoth idrinkarum View Post
Are You Experienced?Comment
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Only on days that end in "y".
What am I doing here?Comment
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CHEESECAKE!!!!
What is that funky smell?Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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The funky chicken.
Where are all the eggs?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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The Easter Bunny has them.
Can you lick your own elbow?Comment
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Yes, I have a magic tongue.
Am I the only one?Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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Apparently you must be.
What is bigger?Comment
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The center of the series from bagger to bugger.
Why does braunschweiger (liver sausage) taste good on gingersnap cookies?I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.Comment
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Because the ginger neutralizes the taste of the liverwurst so it doesn't taste like dog food no more!
What to do with a hot potato?Comment
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Easy; put butter and grated cheese on it!
Why do cat food manufacturers say "Best tasting ever!"? Do they eat it themselves, or do they know kitty language?Comment
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I'm going to give you the right answer. Yes, there are cat food taste Testers. I would NOT want that job
Would you want that job?Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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i read an article a few years ago for a writing class about a lady that ate dog food because she was curious about the taste. apparently, the good ones aren't that bad. i can only guess the same goes for catfood...
why do i have an interview for a job i already have?If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy
i'm on fb and xbox live; pm me if ya wanna be "friends"
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Because they want to make sure you're the best man for the job and if you aren't, they are going to promote you!
Why should I all the beauty shop hotline?Comment
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