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Where did all the time go?
Where did all the time go?
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Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
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i dunno, ask the doctor
why did my left hand suddenly go all tingly?If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy
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You went overboard when you did.. that... thing that people do alone at night.
Why am I so thirsty all the time?Military Spouse Support.
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Plaidman's Minions: Telecom_Goddess: Dungeon MinionComment
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Either cuz you're a camel or cuz you're diabetic.
Why is chocolate so good?Comment
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Because the Easter Bunny said so!
What flows on my ivory shoulder?Comment
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The Nile; as in, Denial. XD
Whatever happened to Baby Jane?Comment
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She had a date with Norman Bates.
Why should I use my words?Comment
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Because we're tired of playing charades.
Why goes German Heavy Metal music rock so much?Now a member of that alien race called Management.
Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.Comment
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Because one leg is shorter than the others. Stick a couple sugar packets under it and it'll be fine.Quoth RetailWorkhorse View Post
What is up with the weather today?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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It's actually upside down.
May I pet your dog?Last edited by CaroPhoenix; 04-08-2010, 01:47 AM. Reason: Had used cell phone - couldnt add purple until now.Comment
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she might pee on your foot...
why does The Boy insist on staying up late watching tv in bed, then falls asleep in 5 minutes?If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy
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MAN GENES
Why is my leg bleeding?Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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It's not blood. Its your super power. Erythrohematolegic!
MWA HA HA HA HA!
..Why doesn't Plaidman ever get powers
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Military Spouse Support.
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Plaidman's Minions: Telecom_Goddess: Dungeon MinionComment
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Because the color plaid has enough powers for the 2 of you.
Tell your friends about what?Comment
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the giant orange velociraptor look out behind them OMG NOOOOO!!!!11!!!!!
now what?If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy
i'm on fb and xbox live; pm me if ya wanna be "friends"
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