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  • #376
    Quoth Evil Queen View Post
    Oh Edward! *swoon*

    Anyone else craving hamburgers?

    I do love honey.

    Hey Joe, what do you know? Did you come all the way to kokomo?

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    • #377
      Quoth idrinkarum View Post

      I do love honey.

      Hey Joe, what do you know? Did you come all the way to kokomo?
      Acorn stair lift!


      How can I get my foot to stop hurting?

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      • #378
        Quoth Amina516 View Post
        Acorn stair lift!


        How can I get my foot to stop hurting?
        Get someone to break your right arm.

        Couch jumping: The next Olympic sport?

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        • #379
          Yes, but you have to compete like the original Olympians did...naked!

          Hey, what's that?!
          I don't go in for ancient wisdom
          I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
          It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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          • #380
            Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
            Yes, but you have to compete like the original Olympians did...naked!

            Hey, what's that?!

            My stupid mother-in-law!

            Why is my mother-in-law stupid?

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            • #381
              That's like asking why does the sun rise . . . she just is

              Why do AA batteries disappear as soon as I get them into the house yet I can keep half a zillion AAA's?
              Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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              • #382
                The Underwear Gnome™ keeps stealing them... they're for his missus... you don't want to know what for.

                Why is it I am always tired as of late?

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                • #383
                  Quoth Chanlin View Post
                  The Underwear Gnome™ keeps stealing them... they're for his missus... you don't want to know what for.

                  Why is it I am always tired as of late?
                  Son of Sam's dogs are talking again.

                  Why is my left ear hurtier than my right ear?

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                  • #384
                    Quoth idrinkarum View Post
                    Son of Sam's dogs are talking again.

                    Why is my left ear hurtier than my right ear?
                    Because it's not right

                    Why does my skin get so dry in the winter?
                    Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                    • #385
                      Hardwood floors.

                      Wanna build a snowman with me?
                      Unseen but seeing
                      oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                      There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                      3rd shift needs love, too
                      RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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                      • #386
                        No, but Calvin does.

                        Do you smoke after sex?

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                        • #387
                          Sex?

                          What's that?


                          Heh, answer and question all in one! I win?
                          I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                          I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                          It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                          • #388
                            Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                            Sex?

                            What's that?


                            Heh, answer and question all in one! I win?
                            You are my hero.

                            Sex is like a box of chocolates....

                            Why does the sun rise in the east and set in the west?
                            I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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                            • #389
                              Cuz the north is too cold and the south is too hot.

                              Where do babies come from?
                              I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                              I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                              It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                              • #390
                                Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                                Where do babies come from?
                                The North Pole of course!

                                Where do easter eggs come from?
                                I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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