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Because the illegal drug of choice are the "wide-awake" pills and not the "let me sleep" pills.
Up your nose with what?
Up your nose with what?
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If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy
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I prefer my Freds to be bowlers and not zombies.
Come on shake your .. hips?Comment
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If I did that, then we'd have an earthquake.
Why does the pollen insist on hanging out at my house?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Cuz as far as pollen is concerned, your house is THE place to be.
Why don't I ever get hangovers, despite drinking enough to put Oliver Reed under the table?Comment
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Because the Oh God gets them.Quoth Lace Neil Singer View Post
Why can't Terry Pratchett be immortal?I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.Comment
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Because then... um... because... crap! Why can't Terry Pratchett be immortal?
Why am I wide awake after only 6 hours of sleep?
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Because in Soviet Russia, the sleep sleeps on you.
What is to rough?Comment
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putting child rum in a cage
why do small dogs shake so much?If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy
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I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Yes! You need to quit your job, Move the Winnipeg, and FIND YOURSELF.
Do you love me?!Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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with my life! let's move to prague
why is dr. who so freaking awesome?If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy
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Becasue when the Dr. shows up all hell breaks loose, things explode and Darleks are happyQuoth Green_Fairy View Post
Why does my car want to keep commiting suiside????I'm lost without a paddle and headed up SH*T creek.
-- Life Sucks Then You Die.
"I'll believe corp. are people when Texas executes one."Comment
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Because it has you confused with it's previous owner who had made a suicide pact with it, and it wants to fulfill it's part of the love promise.
Why is Diablo II still so much fun to play?
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Because El Diablo is still the best around and when there's 2 of them, it's even better!
Why is Mr. Rum acting stupid this morning?Comment
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